Though I don't consider myself very interesting, I was given a pretty interesting kid who has a story I consider worth telling. I started this blog to get his story down.
Much to my surprise and delight, I happened upon a bunch of readers who have enjoyed not only stories about Graham, but stories about my life and lots of other nonsense that I've planted here. This band of bloggy folk have showered me with comment love and undeserved niceties. I love them to little bits....
However...
It was pointed out to me recently that this blog is very confusing, that perhaps I need to explain myself, what I'm doing here, and what is expected of my readers and commenters.
Here goes...*The opinions I share on this blog are the right ones. Cause you know, it's MY BLOG.
*If I want your opinion I'll ask for it.
*I'll likely never ask for your opinion.
*I do not enjoy a good debate, even a friendly one. If you choose to disagree with me, I reserve the right to either delete your offending comment or go crazy ass bitch on you, depends on my mood. (If you really want a good debate, there are oodles of political and sciencey blogs out there in which you can wag your bloggy tongue... wag on with your bad self please.)
*I like to tell people off, but only on the blog,
*I'm really nice in real life.
*I'm so nice that I've spent the last ten years playing nurse to the sick and dying.
*I will gush about how fucking cute my kids are and post far too many pictures and videos of them.
*I love my kids so fucking much I want to squeeze them 'til their little heads pop off.
*My kids drive me so fucking crazy I want to tear their little heads off.
*My life has been more or less as fucked up as everyone else's.
*If I want your sympathy I'll ask for it.
*I'll likely never ask for fucking sympathy.
*I may post something about a fucked up situation in my life that touches a nerve with a reader. That reader is welcome to take themselves and their fucking touchy nerve on over to another blog that gives a shit about touchy nerves. Or better yet, to their own fucking touchy blog. I don't fucking care.
*This blog is my own little ball of clay to play with as I wish. I go back and edit posts willy nilly, so if old shit comes up in your reader, it means I've been playing.
*I like to swear. A lot. All the time. (Swearing isn't much of an issue with the Deaf kid. If the Hearing kid calls you a Douchebag... my bad.)
*I like to drink wine.
*If I'm blogging on a Thursday or Friday, you can be sure there was wine involved.
*It's my blog, and I will piss, moan, commit sharing violations, offend, make you laugh and make you cry if I want to.
*If you have a problem with that....
*You can Fuck Off.
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38 comments:
Now that's what I call spunky. You've gotta be you right? Still love your blog.
Duly noted.
And love the Princess Bride reference.
I find your blog in no way confusing. It's your life which I find interesting and your writing which I find hilarious.
Please do not construe either as a compliment.
Ditto Raina. Ditto not a compliment.
People are douchebags. Exactly HOW is your writing confusing? I'm sorry, I didn't realize all blogs on the interweb had to saccharine sweet and loaded with praises to god.
Sorry.
I love your blog (and you) the way it is. Fuck all the other fuckers.
Oh yeah, also not a compliment or sympathetic in nature.
Amen sister! Find the little red "X", haters.
Yeah, whatever BadMommy said! I like reading your blog.
Haha. These are some great ground rules ;)
So many people are judgmental & holier-than-thou, not realizing that many blogs are personal platforms. While I try to respond to most comments, I'm with you - little to no interest in debate.
Also, your kids are really fucking cute.
Fucking hell, Radio commented on your blog? :-)
Good job in the sum up.
It's hard to be a grey area person in a black and white world.
Love you blog...long live the tulip!
Ya had me at "It's my Blog..."! Geesh!
I rarely ever comment, but read constantly ... And I have not once been confused by your blog. And I don't believe most people who say they like debates and that they respect other people's opinions... if they truly liked a debate and respected others' opinions, they'd only try to debate people who asked for one.
Screw anyone that has a problem w/ your blog. They're not worth having around.
Ooo, a comment from Radio--cool! Next he'll be sending you nekid pics behind Bad Mommy's back! Hee hee. Love the blog, love you, love the kids.
FUCK YEAH!!
Hell yeah Fuck them all!!!
You know you have arrived when Radio is coming out of the closet and leaving a comment:) So if he does send you a neked pic you have to share. I am sure Bad Mommy wouldn't mind, she loves us:)
Screw the feely feely people. Have they not figured out that you don't give a shit?
Blog on and don't change a thing
I LOVE Fuck You Friday!!!-))
How is your blog confusing??
It's YOUR blog.
Pfft.
And it's one my faves. We can drink/post together on weekends. :)
Another great FU Friday!!
Love. This. Post.
Very nice! Surely this will clear up any and all confusion. And if not, it served its purpose by making me laugh out loud! Love it!
I am addicted to your blog. I wish you lived close so we could drink wine and talk about all the fuckers of the world!
First of all - before I go saying something nice - I want to know which band of bloggers I am in.
Now- stop justifying your actions and get on with the posting!
Anyone confused by this blog clearly has no right being here in first place.
I don't know what was confusing about this blog. If someone was confused then they shouldn't have been reading it. I hope that took the hint and left. Never to come back.
I love this blog and the writing that takes place here.
I know that I shouldn't say this but the owner of this blog, totally ROCKS!
so I have to wait til thursday or friday now to drink, please explain.
Sherri... I work every Mon, Tues, and Wed. evening... Thursday and Friday are my weekend....
But we can drink any night of the week and still drunk comment, right? ;)
Alright that was awesome. Really effing awesome. Actually, since this is YOUR blog, that was WICKED effing awesome!
Bad Mommy... drunk commenting is always encouraged...
I am so sorry for lurking and never commenting...I am usually at work when I read your blog. I would like to bitch slap the person who has caused you pain...because you give so much, and honestly, to us that it is incomprehensible that anyone would dare to mess with that. I keep trying to leave comments when I can and for some reason this "thing" won't do it. If this makes it, just know that I'm rooting for you. You have a lot in your life and still you come out to play. Thank you for your gift to us.
hear, hear!
This is my first visit to your blog. And as introductory posts go, I coulnd't think of a better one.
If we were guys I'd buy you a beer. But since I don't drink beer and we are on the blogosphere, I will instead do the dorky thing and click a virtual glass to you :-)
Tee-Fucking-Hee!
Gotta tell ya - I love your blog!! Fuck You Friday's are my favorites - I love the way you write - I think you're fabulous. End of story.
But how do you really feel? :)
Holy Shit...I have been reading CDH blogs for a long time (my 16 year old is a CDH survivor - barely) and I LOVE it that finally someone just tells it like it is. I get tired of the sappy crap. My daughter suffered a significant brain bleed due to ECMO and also has tourette's and OCD. While standing in line at Walmart the other day, she was doing some of her strange shit (she calls it her tourette's, I call it her weirdness) and a little kid in front of us leaned into his brother and said, "SHE'S WEIRD" I leaned into him and said, "You're a brat and you have the ugliest teeth I have ever seen." Was that wrong? Keep up with the blog..I intend to visit often...
So some where between your blog and the SITS girls I have learned that I may need to organize how I present myself.
Not all organized and all, but I like the little links to kick ass stories. So I may need to do some site cleaning myself. Thanks for the inspiration, to clean up and tell people to go fuck themselves.
Some people are just socially retarded (yes I said retarded) and can't get that a blog, is a per.son.al choice, from opinions to pictures, to stories.
And with out kissing any ass here, I love your blog, your stories, your kids, your wit, and your swearing.
Thanks for sharing your life with us,
Queen of Feisty
can't. stop. laughing.
must. breathe.
I LOVE YOU!!!
These types of posts are so cathartic. To write AND read. Nice to see someone else writes them, too.
Also, I after my first troll I just tracked down a sweet little script to run with Blogger that blocks IPs and gives a little Fuck Off message. If you want it, shoot me an email. :)
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