Yay! It's morning! All done night night!
Oops. Pooped my pants. Mommy and Daddy aren't going to let me watch TV.
I know! I'll clean it myself!
I better use the downstairs bathroom so I don't wake them up.
First, gotta take off this diaper. There. Now. I gotta get rid of it so they don't know. Where can I hide it??
I know! I'll flush it down the toilet!
Oh yeah. I remember I did that before and Lily's Daddy had to come over with tools and fix the toilet. I better get it out of there. I'll just throw it in the bathtub and cover it with toys, they'll never find it.
Now I just need to clean my bum.... and my legs. Look! A fresh roll of toilet paper. I'll be cleaned up in no time!
Wow, that's more poop than I thought. I can't believe I used the whole roll! I'm clean now. Time to flush the toilet paper.
Hey. It didn't go down. What's going on? Why is the water coming OUT of the toilet??
There's a towel, I'll wipe up the water.
Hey. It's not stopping. There's a lot of water in here. I need more towels.
Mommy and Daddy are going to be up any minute. I wish I could hear them coming....
Fuck.
"Hi Daddy"
He looks mad.
"Hi Mommy. Daddy mad"
Shit. She looks mad too.
Hey. Mommy is signing something. It's raining in the basement?? That doesn't make any sense.....
I guess I'm not watching any TV today.....
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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OMG, Graham? You best not try and clean that shit up anymore.
Cristin, I'm sending you some bed straps, a la Joan Crawford, asap.
You need tequila, pronto.
Teri, Big bottle of wine chilling right now.....
Oh.my.lord. Teri, lmao!!!! Yes, Graham, you do NOT need to try and clean up your own shit anymore.... NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!
Cristin, let me know when you are popping that top. I need a little hair of the dog.
Oh no! I can honestly say I never had to deal with that. Cheers to you for getting through it.
oh. no.
you poor thing.
wish I could be down there helping out.
{{{}}}
At least I'm not the only one who floods basements. ;)
Drink a glass on me, sista, that is some crazy shit. Graham, Graham, Graham.
the I shit you not label is a good one. we are thinking of potty training full on this weekend. I may need to start using that label as well.
Oh man. What a mess. I'm glad I'm not Graham today...
At least he is trying to clean himself up. Why don't you leave him only the acceptable amount of paper that won't flood the basement? Yesterday, my newly trained little one flooded the bathroom, but she is trying and thinks she is helping.
It sucks, I know - but you gotta give him points for trying.
Oh noooooooooooooooo. Tell me it ain't so?
Methinks it's time to put a lock on the potty room! Lol.
If he doesn't scare easy, you can try the whole "Mr. Toilet eats poopies! Gotta feed Mr. Toilet, buddy!" Tactic.
Best of luck, and I wish you a poop-free existence!
And I thought that I had it bad. Nope, you win. I am glad that I am not you today. Sorry you have to deal with that mess.
I was pissed because Quinn wrote on my craft room wall with crayon this morning. Shit, you win. :(
oh shit!
Bless Graham's little heart for trying to take care of himself though and bless yours more for seeing that's what he was trying to do!
I'm having a big ol glass of red for in your honor right now.
I think I just wet my pants from laughing so hard. All I can say is been there, done that - at least with the self-cleaning. But she used wipes, on her bedroom floor. Don't think my steam cleaner EVER got that much of a workout. G/L with that. Hope you enjoyed a BIG glass of wine last night. :)
Jen,
You have triplets.
You ALWAYS win.
OH, NO!!!!!!!! That really blows. :P
OK - that tops everysingle one of my stories!
And I am so sorry!
I will raise a glass in your honor tonight.. let me know if I can do anything else from here :)
Cristin,
Man oh man...I'm sorry...but DAMN...Graham is providing for some good blogging here...and has me laughing my ass off...because this time I'm on the right side of the turd.
I'm thinking an invention here...like a crap sack that attaches ya know...to the offending part. Then you can just throw away a sack a day.
Kinda like that littermaid thing. ;)
~Carole
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