Graham came home with another pair of poopy underpants in his backpack. Poop smears down his stinky legs.
I let him play outside before making him take a bath. We were up in his tree fort and there was a huge pile of what I can only guess was raccoon poop. I took a stick and flung it down onto the grass.
We came down from the fort to find Olive, aka Fucking Disgusting Dog, rolling around in the raccoon poop. Her back was covered.
Awesome.
Dragged Olive in and gave her a bath.
Cleaned out tub and gave Graham a bath. Dottie insisted on joining Graham in the tub, she was pretty filthy so in she went.
I have not had a bath today.
Maybe if I shit myself and roll in raccoon poop someone will give me one.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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11 comments:
Eww Eww EWWWWW!! That is entirely tooo much poop for one day.
Ugh. Keep him naked during school break and see if he develops some sort of routine for the potty. Too bad he didn't have a cousin to compete w/ -- Eddie completely trained A-boy that way.
Oh.yuck. LOL! My ils' dogs constantly roll in shit and dead crap. And, then they let them sleep in the bed with them... But, that's a story for another time... I'm still trying to work in my shower for today, too. Do you think I need to smear some poop on me????
My dogs love rolling in poop and dead things too!
So, I think hubby should be on tonight and you soak in a nice bubbly tub with your earphones in your ears! (so you can't hear the knocking and yelling.)
And if you have to resort to rolling in a little poo- than so be it!
More shit stories?! I swear there's a book in there somewhere, seriously, you need to profit from all this, you DESERVE to!
Isn't that like the latest spa treatment, actually? The racoon poop wrap followed by the sweat you work up chasing two poopy kids. Oh boy, fun times.
I think you should invest in an outdoor shower. I would way rather have a 10 year old in pull ups than go through all that shit - literally.
Oh, god- sounds really shitty :P. The joys of motherhood. Yuck!!!!
you deserve a bath.
LOL.... Why dogs do that I will never understand! It's so disgusting!
Anyway, hope you get a bath!
Oh. my. gosh. You're freakin' hilarious. I'm laughing my butt off over here...
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